Marvin's mother invited her boss home for dinner. It was Marvin's job to set the table.
But when it came time to eat, his mother said, "Marvin, why didn't you give Mr. Brown a knife and fork?"
"Because," said Marvin, "you always said he eats like a horse."
It's raining cats and dogs today.
I know. I just stepped into a poodle.
nice one.
ReplyDeleteDesperado: thank you; glad to see you've survived the software manuals. dc.
ReplyDeleteDixie, you find the greatest images to post on your blog. I really enjoyed these two.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have to say, your sense of humor always gives me a smile. I sincerely thank you for that, too. The way I look at it, we never can have too many smiles!
It sure was great visiting you today.(smile)
Blessings to you,
Mattie
'Hay', 'hay', nice one dc.
ReplyDeleteNice to see you have been horsing about with this blog.
I heard it's raining buckets and hailing taxis....
Hmmm.. look at the hail Mary.
Dear Mattie,
ReplyDeleteWhat came to my mind was the "Sunday funnies" in the newspapers.
I'm so glad you like visiting... and crazy images I find. Blessings to you.
Dixie
Mr. K: that's a 'nay, nay' on the hail Mary! and Gary, I'm so glad that horse did not drool. yipes!
ReplyDelete(Not to mention the pitch forks.)
Thank you for visiting. Dixie