Stripping away the rose colored glasses of denial concerning my reality. Getting in touch with truth. Reaching out to others in empathy concerning their reality and their walk to truth.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Nature calling

I was outside trimming bushes; worked for about two hours; of course I'm going to be sore for days! Nothing new here. Oh wait!

My computer spoke as I walked through the door, "Good evening madam. Did you have a nice visit with nature?" Then it began to speak in French, and I remembered why I was supposed to return the program.

"Yeh, yeh, poofoo, parlay, blah, blah, blah." (Let him translate that.)

Down the hall I hurried to the little girl's loo. No time to put on the lights, besides, the sun was coming through the window. (Off with her pants.) "Oh my, what in the world is traveling down my leg?!!!" (I screamed)

A very hairy, handsome bumble bee had latched on, er, in, somehow (?). I had on sweat pants but I'll avoid making sweat bee jokes.

Well, that's the tale. I wonder what the bee camp will be discussing tonight?

(Yes I'm still in the Fibro fog.)


  1. Oh my, I was tempted to say something like I wonder if the bee liked trimming bushes, but thought better of it :)
    I know, Gary, 'beehive' yourself...
    Au revoir pour maintenant and take care your good self.
    In kindness, Gary

  2. Did you do the "Bee in my pants" DAnce?

  3. Hi there. Maybe it was doing a “Waggle Dance”?
    I'm glad Gary made the 'trimmed bush' remark - I would never bee so crude!
    Click here for Bazza’s Blog ‘To Discover Ice’

  4. I really enjoy visiting and reading your posts. It brightens up my day from what I read and see. I don't know how you come up with so many cute and lovely pictures. Your world seems like a fun place to be in. Have a nice day.


  5. Gary - no, you didn't say it, but I read it!! 'Beehive' indeed, sir. :)

  6. Bert - from the 'looks' of things, I'd say he was running away. LOL.

  7. Ahhh, no, bazza, I was doing the waggle; almost broke my loo.

  8. Paul - 'Praise God from whom all blessings flow...'
    I have access to lots of photos. I want a phone that takes pictures so I can be anywhere and record a scene.
    My cousin Kathy and several nieces send me pics all the time. There are also 'freebies' on the internet; mind any restrictions.
    Have a pleasant day yourself.


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