Japaneese Olympic hopeful, Awgi, has failed to meet the required qualifications.
Distressed and dejected, Awgi went for a walk in the rain. Seems he was unaware that he was constructed from cardboard. When his legs began to melt, he stepped into the road to return to the stadium, whereupon he was smashed flat by a passing truck.
The driver was questioned and released, it determined that after all, he only hit a box.
Awgi was mailed to his hometown with a large red stamp across his head stating: "2016 - better cardboard, better ingredients, Papa Yan's."
