Stripping away the rose colored glasses of denial concerning my reality. Getting in touch with truth. Reaching out to others in empathy concerning their reality and their walk to truth.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

A Wednesday wink

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching last year???

She looked into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's Sunday school teacher.'


  1. This gave me my smile of the day, Dixie.(big smile) Your wonderful sense of humor is just what I need today! I will have to remember this one...

    I'm sure glad I stopped by to read this...gimme more!lol

    'Til next time,

  2. Mattie,
    Thank you for receiving it in good nature. I'll find more. =] Dixie


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