Monday, November 21, 2011
Local son rolling in the nuts
Simon watched with heated breath, hah, hah, hah.
As the biggest white nut, he'd ever seen, flew across the infield.
He carefully rounded first base, past second, and caught the nut at third.
His only thought to get it home, and when he crossed home plate the cheers were deafening!
The great MLB offered him a standard contract. So now Simon will be rolling in the nuts: peacan and walnut, specifically
Congratulations, Simon! See you in the Macy's Parade.