Grandma was a mobster
her truck was painted pink
She'd haul a load of lobster
and clean 'em in her sink
Everyone knew Grandma
and listened for the horn
Today she mowed down Grandpa
bent him over in the corn
She cried all night and day
until she bought that mink
Insurance paid her way
for piercings and some ink
A ring went in her nose
a diamond in her tongue
A tattoo of a rose
she'd only just begun...
In-the-pink
Hi Dixie: Did you write that? If so, I am really impressed; it's very original.
ReplyDeleteWhich came first the photo or the little gem of a verse?
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Bazza, I try to write all of my stuff. Really, I do. Some weird, some serious and some great(smile).
ReplyDeleteThe photo came first. Grandma's truck was actually black... I tweaked the story a bit.
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